How to get laid in The Philippines for under $100
- Larry Lubbtisch
- Jul 11
- 7 min read
How to get laid in The Philippines for under $100
Here at Pocket Pussy Paradise, when we're not sampling one of our new tight pocket pussies or one of our realistic vaginas, we're often travelling in search of some beautiful ladies and The Philippines is one of our favorite destinations for sweet pussy. Known for its thousands of islands and warm tropical climate, it's also a destination renowned for some of the world's most stunning women.
It has a vibrant bar scene scattered across numerous cities, but that's not to say you have to pay hefty bar fines and lady drink prices in order to get lucky. So here's a little guide for the 'Cheap Charlies' like myself, on How to get laid in The Philippines for under $100
As mentioned, The Philippines, like Thailand, has a vibrant bar scene where you can find some stunning women to spend the night with. But the rising cost of bar fines can mean a lot of guys really are stretched to have a great time with a sexy Filipina on every night of their vacation. If the bar scene is your thing, and you're prepared to drop some hard earned cash, there are a number of different areas with some great options. The most prominent being in Manila (specifically around the Makati district) Cebu City, Angeles City, Subic Bay and in diving destinations. Nestled within the vibrant municipality of Puerto Galera is Sabang.
Now, I won't go into all the details of how and where to pick up girls in these bar areas as there's already so much advice on the internet and via online world sex forums. And I'm not saying anything negative about the bar scene, as many guys prefer it as an easy way to get laid - which it is. Your probably reading this because of the title, "How to get laid in The Philippines for under $100" and that's just not going to happen in an Angeles City go-go bar.
So, what are your options for cheaper sex? There are a number of them that are often overlooked. Basically what you're looking for are freelancers. And they're not too difficult to find.
And whether you hook up with a freelancer, or a bar girl in The Philippines, or even online, be prepared for endless requests for cash to help feed their family, buy medicine for the sick kid you've only just discovered, to pay the electricity, to fund a funeral or even to look after their buffalo back in the province. It's just how they operate. And you'll save yourself a lot of hassles if you refrain from giving a 'working girl' your contact details or befriending them on social media.
I will say though, I generally use WhatsApp solely for keeping in touch with many of my Filipina contacts, especially for return visits where you can have your girl lined up in advance for when you hit the ground running in The Phils again.
Another piece of advice is prior to booking accommodation, always check if 'guests' are permitted. I always book a room for two adults and it generally won't cost any extra as you're paying for the room and not per person.
So here's some tips on how to get laid in The Philippines for under a hundred bucks. Trust me, all these methods have worked for me and still do to this day.
Freelancers. Don't totally discount visiting the girly bar scene altogether. These areas are renowned sex tourism locations and not all the girls are working in bars. Many a time, I've been approached by girls on the street offering everything from a massage, to a blow job, to all night sex. Be sure to negotiate a price beforehand and generally these girls will need official ID to enter your hotel and pass security. My average payment for freelancers is 3000 peso, and that generally involves quite a number of shots fired and not over a rushed bedroom session you might experience with a girl who wants to get back to the bar to grab her next customer.
Just beware of the Ladyboys or Bakla, as they're locally known as. Some of them are hard to distinguish and I've found that generally they don't mention sex when they proposition you, more so, just offer you a massage or a blow job. After a while you get to work out who the Bakla are, as they all seem to have a similar accent. However, many a guy has been tricked into thinking they were getting some pussy after rolling out of a bar at 2am only to discover Jennifer they picked up on the street has Juan written on his ID.
Taxi drivers. What? Taxi drivers, you ask??? Yes I'm serious. The amount of times I've got into a taxi in Manila or Cebu and have had the driver ask me if I have a Filipina girlfriend or wife is hard to keep track of. Generally when you mention you're single, they're usually a little shocked. You can always turn the conversation to your advantage and ask them if they know any single girls who might be interested in hooking up with you. Many a time I've been lined up with a niece, a friend or a distant relative of a taxi driver.
Hotel Security and Doormen. I always make a habit of getting on the right side of these guys, because you'll never know when you might need them. The hotel security guys and doormen can be a great resource to find you a girl. Obviously they're going to get a cut out of any action you pay for, and when there's money in it for them, you'll generally get results. The type of girl they get you may vary, but when you're on the desperate hunt for some cheap Filipina pussy, you don't have to be too fussy.
Some of the girls they've lined up for me haven't necessarily been super models, but man, they know how to get the job done. There's one particular chubby girl I met through these guys a few years ago who meets me basically the minute I land in The Philippines and welcomes me in the best way possible.
Generally, I slip the doormen and security guys a few pesos at every opportunity to keep them onside. And when you are on the hunt for some Pina pussy, it just a matter of asking them, "Do you know where I can find a pretty girl?"
Sales people. Now probably the most interactions with locals you'll have will be in stores or malls with sales people. Don't generally assume every poor Filipina working in a 7-11 will be out to bed an ugly old foreigner like yourself (or myself, to be more to the point.) But it's worthwhile striking up a conversation with sales people, and even Filipino guys behind the store counter. Learning a little Tagalog is also a great advantage. As soon as they know you've made the effort to learn their language, it can be a great conversation starter. My strike rate with salespeople isn't high. But I don't rule it out. They can be a great resource for referrals once you let them know you're single and on the hunt. I generally pass on my WhatsApp details and sooner or later, a message comes through, from either them, a girlfriend or their cousin, who's prepared to please you for a few thousand pesos.
Regular bars. Regular bars as opposed to girly bars, can also be a great resource for contacts. Sure, the hot young thing serving you drinks may have to work until midnight and is getting hit upon by guys a lot younger and better looking than yourself on a daily basis. But bars are a great place to strike up conversations. And you'll find a lot of the time you're asked if you're married, have a Filipina girlfriend or wife, or have kids etc. Put simply, I just aways say I'm single and looking for the right girl. I've got many contact details through basic conversations in bars, and generally through daytime hours.
Blowjob bars. I only mention blowjob bars because this has worked for me in the past. Though there's not many of these around, I found a particular one in Angeles City a couple of years ago. A Santos Street in Angeles City's Balibago district is still home to a number of classic blow bars. Have a drink, get talking to the girls and then slip out the back for a 1000 peso blow job. There's been a number of girls I've had blow me then agree to meet me in my hotel later for full on sex without having to pay a bar fine.
Dating sites. There's a number of dating sites about and probably the most popular is Pina Love. Now, I was always apprehensive of spending a great deal of my vacation time spending it in a hotel room and trying to weed out the girls looking for fortune and a long time partner on these sites. But dating sites have proven to be very accommodating, especially in areas not renowned to be sex tourism areas, like Boracay for example.
It's worth paying a monthly fee to get all the advantages out of a dating site. That thirty bucks you spend will get you a month's worth of potential Pina pussy contacts. To avoid the time wasters, just be upfront on your profile and say, "Looking for a short time or good time" or wording similar to that.
I've found I've got the best results from girls who message you and then supply their WhatsApp details. The dating sites will 'red flag' these messages and tell you not to respond to girls off-App. However, that's where you get to negotiate a price under $100.00
Footnote: So this basically sums up the methods I use to find some beautiful Filipina pussy for under a hundred bucks. Whilst all methods may not work on every occasion, it's worth giving them a go. In the meantime, if you're planning your next trip to The Philippines and can't wait to get your rocks off, why not try one of our tight pocket pussies or a wonderful sex doll from out friends at mrldoll.com
The Author: Larry Lubbtisch is our male product tester and product development officer at Pocket Pussy Paradise. He travels to The Philippines frequently every year. He is obsessed with pussy.
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